I blame it on Jesus.

I've been saying this for a while, and many have said it before me, including George Carlin, and I'm sure people have said it before him. Still.

How come nobody blames God? At least, not in public. Or, at least, anyone who blames God is basically an unbeliever, maybe.

Hrmm... this is funnier as a comedy bit, and more complicated when thought about seriously.

Oh well. I'm not up for philosophy at the moment. I'm rocking some Fifth Element. I'm just saying. When it doubt, blame it on Jesus. He can take it.

Hmm... Fifth Element - just gave me an idea for a game.